Tuesday, June 1, 2010

She's gonna leave you without a smile.



Give me ten minutes alone with your girlfriend and I'll have her number in my pocket when I leave the bar. Three days later I'll call her and take her out to lunch, but she won't tell you she's going to lunch with a guy she just met in a bar and gave her number to. Then we'll "hang out" a couple times, make a couple excuses, and she'll probably stay the night because she's "too drunk." At this point, she's using me to end things with you.


But guess what? I'm not going to steal some other guy's girl - that would make me a homewrecker, so instead, I'll have her flirt with the possibility of leaving you. When she's convinced herself she wants to leave you for me, I won't let her (remember, that would make me the bad guy) and instead force her to get back together with you. Now you won't trust her anymore, and she gets a complex, and I get to watch.

Examples: The Veteran, The Fawn, and the latest conquest.

r.

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