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I finally contribute! To give a brief introduction to myself, I'm a successful 22 year old female who is about 75% ruled by her compulsions, urges and vices. The 25% of control I have goes to school and work. It's a hard life. I love sex, Hispanic men, intoxication and good food. Nice to meet you blogging world.

Q. What am I doing this weekend?

A. Driving my happy ass to Cocoa Beach, putting on my floppy hat, and spending the weekend laying by the shore alone and watching glistening barely-legal boys surf in the Atlantic. I'm about 20 years ahead of my time with this dirty little secret, but MY GOODNESS how I would love to rob a cradle. Really, I'm just ready to end this rut... so young or old, I'll take anything I can spot on the beach behind my mirrored lenses.



I will keep you abreast (hurf durf) of my successes and failures.

J.



EDIT: As a response to R's last post, it's the good guy act. R has innocence written all over his face, even when his actions and words contradict. He can't seem to wipe the virgin stamp off his forehead, even though he took care of that a while ago. Attractive but non-threatening, letting girls get away with quite a bit. Girls EXPECT you to not try to close, thats why you're their bored scratching post they can go play with when their owners aren't petting them. Take THAT, Oprah. Paz.