Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Shit that doesn't matter.

In my last post I talked about girls with boyfriends. I'm going to talk about it in this one too.

I recently stumbled across this little gem.

Lesson 1:
        Don't talk about your fucking partner unless they're in the room! It just doesn't matter that much.

Lesson 2:
        If she talks about her boyfriend but won't fuck you, see this post. Get rid of her after you break her.

Lesson 3:
        If she talks about her boyfriend and will still fuck you, you have an easy out when you're done with her; "I just started thinking about how your boyfriend would feel if he found out, and I don't feel right doing this." This situation is good because it still leaves most of the blame on her and you're probably acquitted of all culpability.

Lesson 4:
        If she doesn't talk about her boyfriend and fucks you even though she has one, you have nothing for which to feel guilty. If anyone asks, your response is along the lines of, "She never said anything, and how was I to know?" You're completely innocent of any wrongdoing (even if you knew she had a boyfriend from outside sources, this is still the best tactic to take). Obviously this is ideal for you.

On the other hand, while I don't give a fuck about your boyfriend when contemplating casual sex, when expressing genuine attraction toward someone, it is nice to know up front that they're otherwise occupied with someone else; that way you don't have a lot of wasted effort, expense or expectations!

Check back next week for a post on "The Three Es!"

r.

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